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ShadowDIOBrando
Mira Laime
Man Of Evil Donuts
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• 12/17/2014

Bagels.

Bagels are disturbing to me. 

Other than the fact they ripped their shape off from donuts, they are very rude to me. 

This one time, I made a bagel with cream cheese, and he burned me. Right to the bone-Teeth, right to the teeth.

And then this other time, a bagel started flying around in my toaster, yelling "Am a bagel, oh man, oh man, oh man" Over and over. 

You are welcome to make fun of me.

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• 12/21/2014

Am the talkin baggel, oh man, oh man, have come to eat yer flesh. oh man, oh man.

Said no bagel ever :P

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