The Squash Mouse Series
Hello, my friend, I haven't talked to you in a while. I normally pick up old trash from the 1990s or the 2000s. Well, I found another 2000s object.
It was the fourth entry of Jack Robin's "Squash Mouse Journal". Here's what it said:
"Whoever picks this monstrosity up must put it away at once because you're about to hear (or should I say, READ) some really, REALLY screw(driver)'d up information.
Remember when Squash Mouse took over the world? He got arrested. He deserved it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wait, did I just... oh no.
If you are confused, read this sentence. Squash Mouse broke out of prison and changed the meaning of the Lenny Face. It caused the Lenny Face to be illegalized....
It now means you hate pigeons.
2000 people have used it and have been locked in prison for it. Squash Mouse is still wanted, and Squash Mouse is squashing pigeons as we speak. I have tried to contact Disney, to tell them that their creation has gone out of control.
I hope they-"
The next part was just a long line, as if Jack had been stolen just as he was writing the entry.
Pfft, loser. ¬͜ ¬
But that wasn't the end of the note. The last paragraph looked like someone else had snatched the journal and wrote in it. And I think I know who did it.
" gr8 news i stol dis of jck he meen i got strong armyz 3strong4uz commat me bruh"
So, should I continue this quest to find out more about Squash Mouse?