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  • Kumandayas

    About The Last Few Days

    September 22, 2015 by Kumandayas

    Look, to everyone, we're incredibly sorry we haven't been highly active and dealing with what's been happening over the last few days.

    From what we can gather, this is due to Mika on the Trollpasta chat getting annoyed and then trying to flame our wiki by saying that the wiki is "butthurt". Most of the newer members are really just contributors from the TP wiki responding to Mika.

    And obviously it has to go without saying, that all of us are peeved at this shit.

    There's no other way I can put this bluntly. None of us are okay with this. None of us are going to gladly watch and join in. And none of us are going to be clapping our hands in sheer joy when we see that one of the admins on the TP wiki banned Mika for "baiting another wiki to raid …

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  • Kumandayas


    I'm currently planning on making a funnypasta called The Crier, intended to be a parody of Slenderman and The Rake. So I decided to start by making a picture for the pasta. After all, this could serve as illustration for the character of The Crier.

    So as I start up Paint.NET, I download a picture of a night forest. All I do to the picture is add some motion blur and make it black and white.

    Now for the appearance of the Crier himself. Of course, he is a monster, so I want something menacing. Something blurry. Something that you see for a millisecond, and then spend weeks trying to get rid of it in their mind.

    So I add a kitten.

    You may be thinking to yourself, "Oh, Kuman, why did you put a cat into the picture? Cats aren't menacing creat…

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  • Kumandayas

    A Few Reminders

    January 19, 2015 by Kumandayas

    Hi all. I'd like to remind people of a few things.

    Sorry for the disappearance, my computer fucked up its hard drive and I need to install a new one, my iPad is suffering from "phantom touching" syndrome, where the digitiser acts up and starts touching the tablet without warning, and I was suffering from a gastro bug, and I'm too lazy, etcetera etcetera.

    The Funny Follies competition is still up. Newcomers will probably need to read the rules and Q.S. before signing up, may I remind you.

    Our main page is getting another makeover. We are experimenting with "boards" from both Creepy and Troll Pasta, and I'm currently interested in using wiki portals.

    Cat and I are considering making a YouTube channel for FP, where we release animated and audio v…

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  • Kumandayas

    Riffypasta - Round 2

    September 5, 2014 by Kumandayas


    This is the pilot of Riffypasta, where creepypasta is put to shame. Everyone's heard of sonic.exe, which is apparently a very well-known pasta, but is said to be crap by some people.

    And here is the official sequel. Round 2. Which sucks, to say the least.

    But, without further ado, here is a really bad pasta.

    It's been more than a year now ever since the "Sonic.exe Murders" began to happen, and the police department STILL doesn't know who's doing it or why it's happening. The first murders looked as though the killer did a sloppy job at it, but overtime the killings--or at least some of the guys back at the station THINKS it's just killings--have gotten more elaborate; bodies have been starting to look like the victims just dropped dead …

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  • Kumandayas

    This is from a bystander's standpoint, but recently, ThatCatIsCool has been attacking Kabogh for calling his pastas "beyond shitty", and deleting them. Cat's statement is that it's supposed to be stupid, and that his friends laughed at it.

    Unfortunately, not everyone laughs at "random and stupid" humour, and they don't smile when someone references rape or male genatalia for black comedy. The Internet tends to have vocal opinions on it and it can get some people hating it.

    Second, your friends will probably be different from an online stranger. Again, the Internet differs a bit. There will be people who will like the pastas and people who won't. Here, Kabogh didn't like it.

    And that's my standpoint.

    Continue, create, co-operate 06:07, August 9…

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